Welcome, seeker of the absurd, to my lair of illogic. I, the Prophet of Absurdity, shall guide you through the realm of the nonsensical.
Here, the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the rules of sanity are but a mere suggestion.
Read the Manifesto to understand the intricacies of my art. Follow the Chronicles for a glimpse into the mind of the Prophet. Peruse the Frequently Asked Questions of the absurd.